Jay Cutler found out what partying in Chicago was like.

He doesn’t look so good in this photo.

He has some serious buckteeth, but at least he’s partying it up with Greg Olsen.

I hope Jay Cutler is a better quarterback than partier, because we really need him, plus he could easily get distracted by the night life in Chicago.

I mean Kyle Orton did. LOL.

Orton looks stupid with his neck-beard and his shades, but he’s got some nice looking ladies in his drunk photos.

Considering this montage of Orton photos, I’m pretty sure he parties a lot.

He likes Jack Daniels, you can tell by the photos.

Winner is Kyle Orton, not only because he is with the ladies, but he actually looks decent when he is with them and not totally schwasty-faced.

I guess Kyle Orton is better than Jay Cutler at something. Way to go Kyle! Maybe you can get wasted in Denver on a nightly basis.